- Random Skype Conversations With A Bulgarian...Sort Of
Here's an extract from an odd chat I had today with someone claiming to be a "hot chick from Bulgaria". There's a fair amount of text, so read on if you fancy hearing about how I spent the afternoon being bombarded with pornography and something that reeked of "infection file"....
[13:43:42] CaMu says: hi hi hi
[13:44:41] Paperghost says: hello
[13:44:52] CaMu says: :))))
[13:45:28] CaMu says: How are you What is your name
[13:46:07] Paperghost says: Chris, and you?
[13:48:22] CaMu says: SAmi
[13:48:23] CaMu says: :)
[13:48:31] CaMu says: pic ?
[13:48:58] Paperghost says: dont have one here, sorry. where are you from
[13:49:34] CaMu says: BUlgaria
[13:49:37] CaMu says: :P
[13:49:48] CaMu says: you
[13:49:50] CaMu says: ?
[13:49:59] Paperghost says: england
[13:50:10] CaMu says: WOW
[13:50:13] CaMu says: :)
...yes, "wow". I have a feeling this is going to end up with a request to check out a webcam or something...
[13:50:17] CaMu says: qko bace
[13:50:42] CaMu says: sorry this is not english
[13:52:57] Paperghost says: no problem
[13:55:57] CaMu says: oks
[13:56:05] Paperghost says: do you have a picture?
[13:56:51] CaMu says: yes
[14:09:35] Paperghost says: cool, is that you? do you have a website?
See how I'm cutting to the chase here? I should get bonus points for dispensing with the pleasantries and getting right to the "Show me your webcam site" part.
[14:12:54] CaMu says: Did it right see . . . after all me now I am bulgarian All bulgarians are beautiful . . . It is not i that have website.. sorry
...huh, okay. They don't have a website? But how are they going to bill me $19.99 a month? And then...all of a sudden....
[14:13:09] CaMu изпраща файловете "pic254663.jpg", "ΦΦΦΦΦ.jpg" до участниците в чата.
[14:13:24] CaMu изпраща файла "Image16.jpg" до участниците в чата.
....they start sending me pictures. Pictures of naked amateurs, at least one of whom is a recognisable American porn star. I wonder if they'll claim they're all of her?
[14:19:54] Paperghost says: good pics!
[14:21:33] CaMu says: ;)
....in hindsight, not the smartest thing to say because I'm suddenly drowning in a sea of Bulgarian porn. And although it probably isn't displaying correctly, a lot of the text is in Russian...
[14:22:43] CaMu изпраща файловете "thumb_37763.jpg", "9236.jpg", "9237.jpg", "148859.jpg", "155788.jpg", "160643.jpg", "original_77701.jpg", "original_91707.jpg", "original_201502.jpg", "original_274304.jpg" до участниците в чата.
[14:24:17] CaMu says: Do they fancy those You. . ? ? ? We are for my girlfriends in them and the all are bulgarians
That's a whole lot of fake Bulgarian porn, right there. And oh my, she DID claim the pictures are of her (well, some of them anyway). Is this actually going somewhere, though?
[14:26:24] CaMu says: The pornography-movie wants that I to mail Li out. . I Be
[14:27:52] CaMu изпраща файла "BG sex - Minet4iika Ot Stara Zagora Dyha I Gulta Spermata (XXX PORNO).avi" до участниците в чата.
[14:41:57] Paperghost says: oh dear you went offline
...yes, "oh dear". The person at the other end attempted to send me a movie file of some description, and then suddenly vanished. Obviously this means I never received the "movie file", but I'm willing to bet that the file in question probably contained a nasty surprise.
Interestingly, I found a similar experience here - same pattern, same gimmick ("Bulgarians" using lots of Russian text) and the conversation even ended with a random insult. Bonus!
If you think this is the part where I get all preachy and advise never to accept random image / movie files from strangers, you'd be right. If anyone else out there has had a similar experience, please feel free to share your tales of pornography bombardments and random insults...