I think this EMail has some identity issues it needs to resolve. The top of the mail is designed to look like it's from EBay:

....though the pills (instead of TVs and MP3 Players) sort of give it away.

However, scroll down and just under the plethora of pills, we have...

.....a collection of entirely genuine links to EBay, which will teach you all about "protecting yourself from spoof (fake) EMails".

There's humour in there somewhere.